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fairytaleofnewdork:

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fairytaleofnewdork:

picardspajamas said: The name Skye just begs to be used in an asguardian AU (is there more of this?) also someone should draw Skye in asguardian Armor fan art

Damn you two were both so quick to respond to this xD and It does! And sadly this is all i have for this right now, since I wrote it at 8am when I was half asleep and then went immediately back to sleep whoops. And someone /should/ draw asgardian armor fan art!!! or photoshop skyes head on sifs body lmao

isloremipsumafterall said: Asgardian!Skye taking Jemma to see what the Asgards constitute as biology and bringing her different creatures from the nine realms like their supposed to be pets and all pleased about it. Taking her to picnics on the rainbow bridge

Oh my god Skye bringing back dangerous animals and Jemma is like jesus christ Skye no you cant do that SHIELD is going to throw a fit I’m going to be sacked omg… Skye bringing her Midgardian girlfriend back to Asgard and showing her how things work and showing her technology and Jemma is like - wow is that like an advanced version of the holotables???! Skye easily lifting Jemma up with one arm, Jemma teaching Skye that we are not in Greece, you do not smash your plate Skye, Skye causing lots of SHIELD problems with how often she visits Jemma, leaving a tonne of markings in the ground etc

asgardian migardian relationships (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Coulson walking in on Skye visiting Jemma and then going up to May and saying “I don’t remember adopting an Asgardian.”

Skye volunteering to be a liaison to earth and Sif reminding her that she is there to help and not just to go on dates with Jemma and stop writing love poems about her hair.

Every time they go on a date on the rainbow bridge Heimdall comes over to remind them not to leave crumbs everywhere.

Jane and Jemma meeting and bonding over sciences and their Asgardian lovers and does yours do the thing where they forget to ask permission and just pick you up and move you?

Skye loving the quaint and antiquated old laptop computers and demanding Jemma get her one. (Pretty please, I promise not to bring a Vanaheim anteater into the lab again, but I thought you would like it!)

Your tags say you have a dozen of these so i demand them all 

and omg they’re not terrible i love them 

XD okay lemme see…

Skye watching all of the Disney movies and trying to reenact the magic carpet scene from Aladdin with Jemma by using a flat ‘skipboard’ with a carpet over top of it.

Jemma keeping poptarts in her cupboard for when Skye stops by the lab; she refreshes the box every so often even if Skye is kept away with other duties.

Skye letting Jemma take a pint of blood for her to look at and test but only so long as Jemma promises to kiss it better.

Skye taking Jemma to Asgardian feasts and proudly declaring her her date and the smartest woman in all the nine realms only to get into a fight with Thor because he claims Jane’s the smartest and they’re trying to defend their honor, honestly, please stop pinching our ears and let us fight for it.

Jemma warming up a blanket in the dryer to cover Skye with because she knows that even Asgardians can get a cold from diving into the ocean just because Jemma commented she liked the shells from it.

Skye figuring out how to use the old computer quickly and proud that she can fit into the team now and Jemma proud that Skye’s doing this just so she can see her.

Skye still hating to get up early in the mornings and snuggling into the warmth of the bed that Jemma leaves behind and then getting up an hour later to walk into the lab and demand her morning kiss because surely Jemma wouldn’t be so heartless as a frost giant to forget. (she didn’t, Jemma always kisses before she leaves for the lab but Skye’s always so sleepy she forgets)

Skye sneaking into the plane to see Jemma before Coulson finally sighs and gets her a visitors badge. But only a visitors badge. (Skye becomes an honorary agent anyway.)

Jemma getting lost in Asgard at one point and Skye freaking out that she’s lost her girlfriend and desperately looking for her but finds her in the labs interrogating one of the nurses on their technique for detection of anomalies in blood and having to pull her away while promising she’ll find out for Jemma later.

Skye taking Jemma to some of the other realms and loving how Jemma gets so excited to explore the new places.

Jemma regretting giving Skye smores when the Asgardains on a sugar high and keeps betting on which government agency she can crack into next. Jemma having to stop Skye from hacking into other places and explaining it isn’t polite.

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patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

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PHOMO: Pranking Grace Helbig! (x)

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"YOU’VE BEEN PRANKED"  
I think Hannah has been taking notes. (x/x)

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yainterrobang:

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captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

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Skimmons AU | Popstar pt.5: Skye goes to her first late night show and Jimmy Kimmel knows all the right questions. (+ how it all began)

| pt.1 | pt.2 | pt.3 | pt.4 |

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xemma stone xhahahaha

”What is this?”

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